Freakin In Public

So check this shit out. I’m trying to figure out how to start this shit. Uuhhh.. Aight today I was watching a movie and they were playing truth or dare. One of the questions asked is where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex? So I asked myself the same question. It’s hard to say but before I call out any locations or places I will say this. AGAIN lol. These places were with people I was with meaning relationships. Not people I have just met but people I been wit. And even if it was, fuck yall.

I wouldn’t say weirdest because I don’t think they were weird. But hey some people think different. I have done it in the Pool, Hot tub, Movies, Movies bathroom, car back of a truck and last but not least on the Beach. When I see this shit in letters it looks like some crazy shit. Lol the number one rule is: NEVER GET CAUGHT!!!

Pool - Would never do again. It threw my rhythm and the water will slow your ass down. NOT RECOMMENDED.
Hot Tub - EEK! Wasn’t feeling that shit and only one reason why tho. I HATE hot water.
NOT RECOMMENDED
Movies – Best place its dark and if you sit in the back. Smh the best. My Fav. You gotta be quiet tho. Cuz a nosey mafucker will watch and tap who they wit. And you won’t know because it’s that DAMN dark.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Bathroom – I only know of the movies bathroom that’s the only bathroom I did it in. but word of advice get out of there when a movie ends. Me and who I was with made the mistake and was in that bitch for an extra 20mins. Looking crazy trying not to laugh. Listening to other people. I’m tall so I could kinda see over the stalls. Smh. This lil boy came in the stall next to us and his father was waiting for him to go. No lie this lil nigga took bout 10 mins to handle his business. Kept asking dumb questions like “dad I have 2 brothers” I was pissed off.
RECOMMENDED
Car- was cool but uncomfortable. I wouldn’t do it again, I don’t think unless it’s just head.
RECOMMENDED –only if you got a truck lls
Truck- better than the car. Still uncomfortable. But MUCH BETTER
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Beach – only did it one time. And it was the day time boats were passing. I still got the pics to that shit. It was funny as hell. Up there with the movies.


So then I asked myself WHY? Always ask why!
The thrill nothing like it and the adrenaline rush of the thought you might get caught. It’s been plenty of times I was like “OH shit somebody coming” but never stopped what I was doing. And it’s like when I finally cum. WHHHEEWWW! Now it might be my imagination but it is a lot. And it squirts like shit.
If you going to do it in public or anything. Don’t do the obvious shit like the park.lol GAY MAN TERRITORY! Do some different shit so you could tell me bout it. I might try it.